- I thought that Dirty Sanchez was a reasonably good name for a band. Then I found out that it was just a bunch of drunk welsh blokes. Doing Jackass. Strangely, I still failed to see the point.
- 5 pence coins are too small now – I remember when they were the size of the new 10p and prefer them that way because that way I wouldn’t lose them!
- I still don’t see the point in Westlife.
- Big Brother, Celebrity Love Island and the rest – they’re trash. That’s really and truly what I think. I’d rather spend my evening carefully selecting and slicing off various parts of my anatomy than watch them.
- I read books, not just wait for the film to come out.
- If the film of the book comes out while I am reading it or before I have read it, I refuse to watch the film until I have finished.
- I don’t like “Friends”. It is not as funny as everyone says it is.
- Neither is Only Fools and Horses. Although I don’t mind watching that…
- I also think that Bo Selecta should be taken off air as soon as possible and the guy in it, along with the idiot who commissioned it and anyone else willingly involved should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity.
- Alan Bennett is one of my heroes.
- I have grey hairs. Although I will not provide photographic evidence of this, and I reserve the right to use dye when I think the time is right…
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